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September 16, 2005

Fashion Police Golden Globel's

I am sure after you watch this short flash you will agree, even w/date & all, the guilty parties are still to this day receiving citations! Fashion Police Golden Globel's

          

2002 Fashion Police

FASHION POLICE 2002

I realize that we are way past 2002, yet I am sure after you watch this short flash you will agree, even w/date & all, the guilty parties are still to this day receiving citations! Fashion Police 2002

          

Tips for your First Big Gay Boat Ride!

I will provide you with some tips for your First Big Gay Boat Ride! Here is what I found to be true about my trip last year with RSVP. The M/S Ecstasy interior looked as tacky as Circus, Circus and the colors were so bright, Helen Keller could have seen them from Catalina. As I got into the elevator, I told one of the other passengers that I almost missed the boat, then added "now that I've seen the carpeting, I almost wish I had." However, there is more to surviving a gay cruise than just ignoring the décor.

Limit your luggage.
In order to keep the party going for up to 10 days, the company plans tons of activities, many of which require a new ensemble every few hours. Our cruise included two underwear parties (black and white), a formal dinner, leather party, a coat-and-tie dinner, costume ball, uniform party and swimsuit contest, among countless others. A week before the trip, drag out your suitcases and start filling them with everything you could possibly need. Then, once your closet is empty and you have nine overflowing suitcases and a steamer trunk you can't close, start crossing some of the events and outfits off your list. By the fifth day on the boat, some party people were on the brink of Karen Carpenter-style exhaustion, and it wasn't just the trips to la farmacia either. You can't party every night, so just bring what you can carry in three bags and plan to do laundry halfway through the trip. Less is more.

Don't sleep with anyone right away.
Imagine you go down to your favorite gay bar one evening. Suddenly, the doors are locked and you are trapped with everyone who is there for the next 10 days. That's what a gay cruise is like. You may see a guy on the first night who looks hot, but remember, you are going to be seeing him at every meal and every turn until you leave the ship. Don't make your vacation more awkward than it needs to be by having to spend eight days avoiding someone. Scope out the scene on the boat for the first few days and then make your moves.

Make sure you carry the essentials.
Some people like to decorate their cabin doors with photos of themselves, or with dry-erase boards and Post-it notes to leave messages. This makes it much easier to meet people and find out what their story is. I traveled with a group that had walkie talkies so we could find each other easily at ports of call and around the ship. It saved our bacon on numerous occasions (and it looked cool, too). Some cruises insist on pants for dinner in the dining rooms, so check your itinerary carefully for any essential items like that. Also, even the nicest cruise ships have Motel 6 amenities in the bathroom. If you like your special soap or shampoo, bring it along.

Make friends and be nice
A gay cruise is like summer camp, though Kathie Lee's cruise line didn't force us to make wallets, since we were all over the age of 10. Make friends with the people in the other cabins on your floor. Our floor got very social and we had the most fun just chatting in the hallway outside our cabins. It turned out that the lesbian couple down the hall had a cappuccino maker, so there are some rewards for getting to know your neighbors. Be polite to people at dinner or in the elevators or up on deck. You are trapped in a confined space with them for countless days. Pissing people off only makes it feel claustrophobic and leads to angry "U R Stuck Up!!" messages on your dry-erase board. Also, word travels through the boat like wildfire, so keep potential sources of gossip about yourself (like offering sex in the laundry room, that porno you did in college, your addiction to orange Fanta) to a minimum.

          

Geobloggers: What happens when Google Maps & Flickr collide

What is geoblggers? (Source:Geobloggers.com)

Geobloggers is a site that's built upon two great technologies. Googol Maps takes care of the mapping side and flickr takes care of the image hosting, scaling, and so on. geobloggers meshes those two together.

The idea is that you go out into the (urban) wild armed with a camera and possibly a GPS unit. You take a bunch of photos and upload them to flickr. Then you add "tags" which lets geobloggers (and other sites) know where the photo was taken, using "geotagged", "geo:lat=xxx.xxxx" and "geo:lon=xxx.xxxx". Flickr handles the management of the photos, geobloggers does the rest.

There are many benefits for geotagging, mainly that it's fun. Another good reason is that you also get to see who's taken photos at the places you've taken photos, same scene, different eye.

Finally, as phones start to ship with GPS more and more, people (and by people I mean, normal everyday people, not us lot who are already into GPS systems) will want more geo based information. Armed with a GPS device or GPS phone, you can wonder around the streets or countryside and see what photos have been taken nearby. Soon geobloggers will allow you to comment on photos and leave geotagged notes (or mini blog entries) as well as handle tagged del.icio.us entries. Soon we'll be walking around in a rich soup of geotagged data :)

But really, what is geobloggers?

Yeah ok, you've got me. geobloggers is actually extreme lazy web, I'm building, in a very amateur way, the type of website that I want to see built. It's basically saying, look this is what I want and this is how I want it to work, can someone please go and build it.

Not as it stands at the moment, I still have stuff I want to add. So don't build this, build what I'm going to have in a couple of months!

The other thing it's done, which I'd hoped for, is that it's put me in content with a whole bunch of really cool people. Who all know much more about what I'm doing that I do, it's a great ice breaker too in that respect (not a cool parties thought, just geeky ones).

          

September 15, 2005

Building a Smarter To-Do List, Part I

Why bother?

In my own experience wrangling life's entropic challenges, some of my best gains have come from maintaining a smart, actionable, and updated accounting of all the things I've committed myself to doing. While the quality of that list may vary from day to day, it's the best place to train my focus whenever things are starting to feel out of control. In fact, the health of my to-do list usually mirrors the health of my productivity (as well as the barometric pressure of my stress). On the good days, my to-do list has a living quality that helps guide my decisions and steers me through unexpected changes in priority or velocity. And on the crummy days, it becomes the likely suspect when I need to quickly reassess the state of the union and make changes.

          



 
 
 
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